Mice playing hide & seek

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Mice playing hide & seek

#1 Post by Jackie » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:58 am

The little boy mouse and the little girl mouse decided to play hide & seek in the kitchen. The little boy mouse covered his eyes and counted to ten.

The first place he looked was behind the refrigerator. Nothing there, so he said out loud, “When I find you, I’m going nibble on your ears.”

There was no reply, so he looked behind the stove. Nothing there, so he said out loud, When I find you, I’m going nibble on your ears and then I’m going to hug you.”

There was no reply, so he looked behind the toaster. Nothing there so, so he said out loud, “When I find you, I’m going to nibble on your ears, hug you really good, and then I’m going to cover your entire body with kisses.”

The next thing the little boy mouse heard was an excited high-pitched voice, “I’m in the breadbox.”

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