40 years of marriage and the magic fairy

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40 years of marriage and the magic fairy

#1 Post by Jackie » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:37 am

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and loving each other for all this time, I will grant each of you a wish.”

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!-the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful jerks should remember that fairies are female.....

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