The Four Stages of Life

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The Four Stages of Life

#1 Post by CrashDummy » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:02 pm

Stage one: You believe in Santa
Stage two: You don't believe in Santa
Stage three: You are Santa
Stage four: You look like Santa
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#2 Post by Motomom » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:00 pm

LOL... I sure the heck hope not!!
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#3 Post by CrashDummy » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:11 am

One of the guys that rides with CU is already at stage four. Sorry Ray but it's the truth.
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#4 Post by Motomom » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:45 pm

CrashDummy wrote:One of the guys that rides with CU is already at stage four. Sorry Ray but it's the truth.
You are so wrong!! :naughty:
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#5 Post by CrashDummy » Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:10 pm

Ray is a very handsome Santa. Does your roommate ride?
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#6 Post by Motomom » Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:19 pm

CrashDummy wrote:Does your roommate ride?
Nope. Cannot even get her on the back of mine so I can practice two-up. :snooty:
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#7 Post by CrashDummy » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:52 pm

My next two on topic, non-thread jacking questions are .... what stage of life is she in and does she look like Santa Claus?
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#8 Post by Motomom » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:14 pm

CrashDummy wrote:.... what stage of life is she in and does she look like Santa Claus?
She said, "That's fudged up (she said the real word, lol) but maybe a little bit!!" :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Four Stages of Life

#9 Post by CrashDummy » Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:28 pm

Damn. If I had known she looked like Santa Claus I wouldn't have asked. Sorry. :lol:
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