Another Santa joke

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CrashDummy
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Another Santa joke

#1 Post by CrashDummy » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:11 pm

One day a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
"Surely," Santa Claus wrote him back. "Send me your mother."
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Re: Another Santa joke

#2 Post by Motomom » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:58 pm

Shame on you!! Haha!!
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